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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give a sick lemon?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":233}
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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