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The Song Diaries is a compilation album by English singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor, released on 15 March 2019 by EBGB's. Made in collaboration with Ed Harcourt, the album consists primarily of orchestral versions of Ellis-Bextor's solo singles, including her collaboration with Italian DJ Spiller, \"Groovejet \", and a song from her time as part of Theaudience, \"A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed\". It was called an \"orchestral greatest hits\" by Clash. Ellis-Bextor toured the UK with a full orchestra and band in support of the album from June 2019.
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