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The Battle of Formentera (1109) was a part of a military campaign against the muslims of the Balearic Islands. The raid was a huge success for the Norwegian crusaders, facing low casualties. Islamic scholars have referred to the Norwegian raids in the region as part of a larger history of Islamic Spain.
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