{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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