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A Beech Wood with Gypsies round a Campfire is a painting by J. M. W. Turner, painted c. 1799–1801.
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My Oh My, Atami-kun is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Asa Tanuma. It began serialization in Enterbrain's Harta magazine in April 2022.
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